It's Bournemouth, betch!

When I go to Primark

How girls queue for the bathroom in Cameo

How I feel when I’m the only sober individual in a club

When people ask me about my Summer Ball costume

Whenever my housemates dare to wake me up before noon

After every 2 hour lecture

When I email a lecturer over the week-end

They’re just like:

When my friend drunk dials me in the middle of the night

I’m just like:

When the internet stops working in my house

When I have too much month at the end of the money